our all-beef burgers are 1/2 lb & 100% black angus beef & topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, & an onion ring. Served with Chronic Fries, onion rings, or naked fries.
+add » a cup of chili » $2.5 // add » a fried egg » $2 // add » ted avocado nugents » $3 // add bacon » $2
+add » a cup of chili » $2.5 // add » a fried egg » $2 // add » ted avocado nugents » $3 // add bacon » $2
BURGERS
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CREATURE FEATURE
Burger of the NOWWWWWWWW!!!!! This month only, Stella’s Creature Feature taps into nearly-forgotten traits of our ancient humanity. Ask your server or bartender for details.
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11.95
STELLA BLUE
Pretty simple. Stuffed with blue cheese & bacon.
11.95
11.95
GOV’T CHEESE
Stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese.
11.95
11.95
HOT STUFF
Stuffed with minced jalapeños & pepper-jack cheese. Served with our spicy mustard upon request.
11.95
11.95
THE QUESO JALAPEÑO
Take the “Hot Stuff” & add house-made spicy queso cheese dip & pickled jalapeños. Spicy mustard upon request.
11.95
11.95
THE BUFFALO
Take the “Stella Blue” & add Stella’s buffalo hot wing sauce & celery mayo.
11.95
11.95
THE MR. FABLES
An olive burger! Black Angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo & Swiss cheese.
11.95
12.95
THE BIG BALLAH
Black Angus burger topped with cheddar-stuffed jalapeño poppers and bacon.
12.95
10.5
HIPPIE STUFFED
House-made black bean & lentil burger stuffed with Tempeh sausage, pesto and vegan 1000 island. Served with pickle slices upon request.
10.5
add » Daiya vegan cheese or the real deal for $1
11.5
WHITE LIGHTNING
House-made white bean, green pea and mushroom burger coated in tortilla chips and smothered in spicy black bean chili. Served with pickle slices upon request.
11.5
add » Daiya vegan cheese or the real deal for $1
all sandwiches are served with Chronic Fries (or sub onions rings) add » a cup of chili for $2.5 - available vegan style: just sub avocado for the cheese // add » bacon for $2
SANDWICHES & WRAPS
10.95
NADA CUBANO / GRANDWICH WINNER 2014!
Roasted Michigan turkey, crisp pork belly, house- made apple-mustard slaw, fried green tomatoes, blackberry jam and Brie cheese on a Nantucket Baking Co. pretzel hoagie.
10.95
11.95
PHILLY STEAK
Made with seasoned roast beef, sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms, pepper-jack & white American cheese on a fresh garlic bread baguette.
11.95
10.5
THE ROAD RUNNER
Made with fajita-marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro sour cream & spicy queso cheese dip wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh salsa & El Matador tortilla chips.
10.5
10.5
SPICY CHORIZO BURRITO
Chorizo sausage, lettuce, tomato, onion, black bean-rice-sweet potato mix & real ranch in a sundried tomato & basil wrap. Served with a side of fresh salsa & El Matador tortilla chips.
10.5
10.5
TOASTED STONER GRILLED CHEESE
White American cheese, bacon-jalapeño mac & cheese, bacon (yes, more bacon!) tomato, & spicy habanero mustard on toasted Nantucket French bread.
10.5
8.95
SWEET POTATO BURRITO (V)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan house ranch, lettuce, tomato & onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh salsa & chips.
8.95
8.5
NO SPRING CHICKEN SANDWICH (V)
House-made vegan chicken patty with lettuce, tomato & onion. Your choice of sauce: buffalo hot, mild, bbq or sweet-chili on a fresh vegan roll with vegan house ranch.
8.5
10
NO BULL STEAK (V)
Made with seasoned tempeh (not beef!), sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms & sunflower vegan cheese. Served on a fresh garlic bread baguette.
10
add » Daiya cheese or the real deal » $1
9.95
GRILLED CHEESE (VT)
Pepper-jack & white American cheese on toasted Nantucket French bread with pesto, fresh spinach, onion & tomato.
9.95
make it vegan (V) » sub avocado for the cheese.
SNACKS & WINGS
7.95
STUFFED TOTS
Jumbo bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots topped with scallions & jalapeños. They’re as good as they sound. Blue cheese sauce on the side.
7.95
4.5
BACON FAT POPCORN
It fell from heaven and loves your mouth.
4.5
7.5
CHEDDAR JALAPEÑO POPPERS
Breaded & deliciously fried. Served with Angry Mayo or bacon-ranch (this makes it not vegetarian, duh!). WATCH THE TONGUE! They’re HOT.
7.5
10.50
NACHO 3 WAYS
They all start the same: el matador tortilla chips, cuban black beans, lettuce, onion, tomato, fresh salsa and pickled jalapeños. Here is how we make them different:
10.50
• MEATHEAD - spicy taco beef, grassfield farm's white cheddar, spicy queso dip and cilantro-lime sour cream;
• VEGHEAD - tempeh sausage, grassfield farm's white cheddar, spicy queso dip and cilantro-lime sour cream;
• FULL MONTIE - tempeh sausage, house-made sunflower vegan cheese and vegan ranch.
add » Vegan Chili » $2
9.5
PORKY’S REVENGE
Two spicy pulled pork & ginger slaw-stuffed wonton rolls. Served with seasoned black sesame wonton chips & ginger-garlic dressing.
9.5
10.5
B.L.T. NACHOS
What? El Matador tortilla chips with applewood smoked bacon, chopped tomato & lettuce and a cheese blend, fresh salsa, onion, pickled jalapeños & bacon-ranch.
10.5
5.5
SPICY QUESO DIP
“White Trash” goodness made with melted cheese & salsa. Topped with fresh jalapeños & scallions. Served with El Matador tortilla chips.
5.5
6.5
SPICY PICKLED VEGGIES
House-made with asparagus, cauliflower, peppers, mushrooms, olives, onion, jalapeños and carrots. served with roasted red pepper hummus and pita bread.
6.5
5.5
BEER BATTERED ONION RINGS
Served with spicy avocado vegan ranch. Vegan rings available upon request.
5.5
5.5
CHRONIC FRIES
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. you must try them!
5.5
add » a side of Spicy Queso Dipping Sauce » $1
6.95
CHILI CHEESE FRIES
Our famous chronic fries smothered in chili and topped with queso dipping sauce, scallions and jalapeños.
6.95
11
REAL CHICKEN WINGS
10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.
11
7.95
POOR MAN'S POTATO WINGS
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery and spicy avocado ranch on the side.
7.95
9.5
BLESSED BLACK “CHICKEN” WINGS (VEGAN)
House-made vegan wings tossed in Buffalo Hot, Mild, Golden BBQ or Sweet Chili sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan house ranch.
9.5
5.5
TED AVOCADO NUGENTS
Prepared just like Uncle Ted would want them: beer battered & served with Asian slaw & spicy avocado ranch dipping sauce.
5.5
NOT A SANDWICH
9.5
ANGRY PIG TACOS
Spicy pork carnitas, cabbage, salsa and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on red corn tortillas. served with a side of spicy queso dip and chips.
9.5
10
VEGAN MEAT LOAF
House made with tofu, organic lentils, brown rice, potatoes and carrots & served over whipped potatoes with mushroom gravy, green peas and haystack onions & walnuts.
10
sub asparagus » add $2
SOUP & SALADS
SPICY BLACK BEAN CHILI
4.5/6
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SPICY BEEF AND BLACK BEAN CHILI
We added seasoned beef to the chili and topped it with our house made spicy queso dipping cheese and locally made tortilla chips.
5
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7
8.95
RIDE THE LIGHTNING SALAD
Fresh greens with tomato, broccoli, spinach, orange and avocado tossed (ungently, by the way) with house-made ginger and garlic dressing and topped with sautéed asparagus
8.95
available as a wrap in a spinach tortilla with Chronic Fries » $9.5
HEY...SWEET STUFF
4.5
GOOEY GOOEY COOKIE ROLLS (VT)
Served with vanilla cream dipping sauce & strawberries.
4.5
add » one more roll » $1.5
8.5
CROW'S NEST APPLE PIE (VT)
House-made apple pie, ice cream, Old Crow bourbon caramel sauce with a streusel topping. Serves 2.
8.5
STELLA'S BURGERS
Bite into our award-winning half-pound giant stuffed burgers, named Best Burger in America by GQ in 2012 and Best in Grand Rapids by the readers of Grand Rapids Magazine (January 2014–16!) and On the Town. Whether it's the best-selling Stella Blue, made with a hand-formed patty of 100% Black Angus beef stuffed with blue cheese, or the Hippie Stuffed—our homemade vegetarian-black bean and lentil burger—you need to put one in your belly.
Stella's Buffalo Burger