our all-beef burgers are 1/2 lb & 100% black angus beef & topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, & an onion ring. Served with Chronic Fries, onion rings, or naked fries.
+add » a cup of chili » $2.5 // add » a fried egg » $2 // add » ted avocado nugents » $3 // add bacon » $1.5
+add » a cup of chili » $2.5 // add » a fried egg » $2 // add » ted avocado nugents » $3 // add bacon » $1.5
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CREATURE FEATURE
Burger of the NOWWWWWWWW!!!!! This month only, Stella’s Creature Feature taps into nearly-forgotten traits of our ancient humanity. Ask your server or bartender for details.
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11.75
STELLA BLUE
Pretty simple. Stuffed with blue cheese & bacon.
11.75
11.75
GOV’T CHEESE
Stuffed with white American cheese and topped with one slice of white American cheese.
11.75
11.75
HOT STUFF
Stuffed with jalapeños & pepper-jack. Served with our spicy mustard upon request.
11.75
11.75
THE QUESO JALAPEŃO
Take the “Hot Stuff” & add house-made spicy queso cheese dip & pickled jalapeños. Spicy mustard upon request.
11.75
11.75
THE BUFFALO
Take the “Stella Blue” & add Stella’s buffalo hot wing sauce & celery mayo.
11.75
11.75
THE MR.FABLES
An olive burger! Black Angus burger topped with a ton of green olives, dirty martini mayo & Swiss cheese.
11.75
12.5
THE BIG BALLAH
Black Angus burger topped with cheddar-stuffed jalapeño poppers and bacon.
12.5
10.5
HIPPIE STUFFED
House-made black bean & lentil burger stuffed with Tempeh sausage, pesto and vegan 1000 island. Served with pickle slices upon request.
10.5
add » daiya vegan cheese or the real deal for $1
11.5
WHITE LIGHTNING
Served with pickle slices upon request. House-made white bean, green pea and mushroom burger coated in tortilla chips and smothered in spicy black bean chili.
11.5
add » daiya vegan cheese or the real deal for $1
all sandwiches are served with Chronic Fries (or sub onions rings) add » a cup of chili for $2.5 - available vegan style: just sub avocado for the cheese // add » bacon for $1.5
10.5
nada cubano / grandwich winner 2014!
Roasted Michigan turkey, crisp pork belly, house- made apple-mustard slaw, fried green tomatoes, blackberry jam and Brie cheese on a Nantucket Baking Co. pretzel hoagie.
10.5
11.5
philly steak
Made with seasoned roast beef, sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms, pepper-jack & white American cheese on a fresh garlic bread baguette.
11.5
10.5
the road runner
Made with fajita marinated chicken, sautéed onions, peppers, fresh lettuce & tomato, cilantro sour cream & spicy queso cheese dip wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with a side of fresh salsa & El Matador tortilla chips.
10.5
10
spicy chorizo burrito
Chorizo sausage, lettuce, tomato, onion, black bean-rice-sweet potato mix & real ranch in a sundried tomato & basil wrap. Served with a side of fresh salsa & El Matador tortilla chips.
10
10
toasted stoner grilled cheese
White American cheese, bacon-jalapeño mac & cheese, bacon (yes, more bacon!) tomato, & spicy habanero mustard on toasted Nantucket French bread.
10
8.5
sweet potato burrito (v)
Sweet potato-rice-black bean mix, vegan house ranch, lettuce, tomato & onion in a spinach wrap. Served with a side of fresh salsa & chips.
8.5
8.5
no spring chicken sandwich (v)
House-made vegan chicken patty with lettuce, tomato & onion. Your choice of sauce: buffalo hot, mild, bbq or sweet-chili on a fresh vegan roll with vegan house ranch.
8.5
10
no bull steak (v)
Made with seasoned tempeh (not beef!), sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms & sunflower vegan cheese. Served on a fresh garlic bread baguette.
10
add » Daiya cheese or the real deal » $1
9
grilled cheese (vt)
Pepper-jack & white American cheese on toasted Nantucket French bread with pesto, fresh spinach, onion & tomato. (V) Available vegan style - sub avocado for the cheese.
9
7.5
Stuffed Tots
bacon and cheddar stuffed jumbo tator tots, smothered in jalapeño-blue cheese sauce. they're as good as they sound.
7.5
4.5
Bacon Fat Popcorn
it fell from heaven and wants to be in your mouth.
4.5
7.5
Cheddar Jalapeño Poppers
breaded and deliciously fried. served with bacon-ranch dip or angry mayo.
7.5
10.50
Nacho 3 Ways
they all start the same: el matador tortilla chips, cuban black beans, lettuce, fresh salsa and pickled jalapeños. then we make them different:
10.50
• meathead - spicy taco beef, grassfield farm's white cheddar, spicy queso dip and cilantro-lime sour cream;
• veghead - tempeh sausage, grassfield farm's white cheddar, spicy queso dip and cilantro-lime sour cream;
• full montie - tempeh sausage, house-made sunflower vegan cheese and vegan ranch.
add » Vegan Chili » $2
9
Porky’s Revenge
Two spicy pulled pork & ginger slaw stuffed wonton rolls. Served with seasoned black sesame wonton chips & ginger-garlic dressing.
9
10.5
B.L.T. Nachos
el matador tortilla chips with creswick farm's uncured hickory smoked bacon, chopped tomato and lettuce plus grassfield farm's white cheddar and pepper jack cheese, fresh salsa, onion, pickled jalapeños and house-made bacon ranch.
10.5
5.5
Spicy Queso Dip
"white trash" goodness with velveeta and salsa with tortilla chips. served with fresh jalapenosñ and scallions.
5.5
6.5
Spicy Pickled Veggies
house made with asparagus, cauliflower, peppers, mushrooms, olives, cucumber and carrots. served with red pepper hummus and pita bread.
6.5
5.5
Beer Battered Onion Rings
served with angry mayo or spicy avocado vegan ranch.
5.5
4.95
Chronic Fries
our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. you must try them!
4.95
add » a side of Spicy Queso Dipping Sauce » $1
6.5
Chili Cheese Fries
our famous chronic fries smothered in chili and topped with queso dipping sauce, scallions and jalapeños.
6.5
9.5
Real Chicken Wings
10 wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery sticks and blue cheese dressing.
9.5
7.5
Poor Man's Potato Wings
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery and spicy avocado ranch on the side.
7.5
9.5
Vegan "chicken" Wings
10 house made vegan wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. served with celery and spicy avocado ranch on the side.
9.5
5.5
Ted Avocado Nugents
arcadia hopmouth beer battered fresh avocado slices. served with our spicy "wango tango" avocado ranch dipping sauce.
5.5
9.5
Angry Pig Tacos
spicy pork carnitas, cabbage, salsa and cilantro-lime infused sour cream on red corn tortillas. served with a side of spicy queso dip and chips.
9.5
11.5
Vegan Meat Loaf
house made with tofu, organic lentils, brown rice, potatoes and carrots (and other things!) and served over whipped potatoes with mushroom gravy, green peas and haystack onions.
11.5
Spicy Black Bean Chili
4.5/6
5
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7
Spicy Beef And Black Bean Chili
we added seasoned beef to the chili and topped it with our house made spicy queso dipping cheese and locally made tortilla chips.
5
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7
8.5
Ride The Lightning Salad
fresh greens with tomato, broccoli, spinach, orange and avocado tossed (ungently, by the way) with housemade ginger and garlic dressing and topped with sautéed asparagus
8.5
available as a wrap in a spinach tortilla with Chronic Fries » $9.5
4.5
GOOEY GOOEY COOKIE ROLLS (VT)
Served with vanilla cream dipping sauce & strawberries.
4.5
add » one more roll » $1.5
8.5
CROW'S NEST APPLE PIE (VT)
House=made apple pie, ice cream, Old Crow bourbon caramel sauce with a streusel topping. Serves 2.
8.5
8.5
THE KRISTAL MARY BAKE
Blueberry-breakfast sausage french brioche bake with whipped cream and Old Grand Dad maple syrup.
8.5
6.5
THE DUDE’S PANCAKES
Chocolate chips, vanilla wafers, house-made whipped cream, and Old Grand-Dad maple syrup. The Dude would totally abide.
6.5
8.5
ANGRY BENNY
Bacon, charred tomatoes, poached or scrambled local farm eggs served open-faced on toasted Nantucket multigrain bread smothered in habanero hollandaise. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash.
8.5
8.5
ANGRY JOON
Smoked salmon, steamed spinach, poached or scrambled local farm eggs served open-faced on toasted Nantucket multigrain bread smothered in habanero hollandaise.Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash.
8.5
9
MAC AND CHAZ SANDWICH
This open-faced sandwich will make all the badness go bye-bye! Gooey mac & cheese on Nantucket Bakery french bread with bacon and jalapeños, layered with more cheese, hot pulled pork, onion rings and a local farm fried egg on the top for good measure.
9
7.5
MR. BIG TOTS
Stella’s tots, scrambled egg, bacon & sausage gravy, scallions, dash of buff powder and salsa.
7.5
11.5
PHILLY STEAK
Made with seasoned roast beef, sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms, pepper-jack & white American cheese on a locally made garlic bread baguette.
11.5
14
BISCUITS AND GROOVY BURGER
3 biscuits, Gov’t Cheese burger, bacon-sausage gravy, garnished with scallions.
14
add » fried egg » $2
3.5
CHUNK O’HASH (V)
Our Poor Man’s potato wings chopped up with onion and peppers. Mild, Hot or BBQ.
3.5
3
TWO DEGREES OF STELLA’S BACON (G)
Applewood smoked or Michigan maple candied.
3
2.5
GIVE ME SOME BREAD (V)
Grilled multi-grain, Nantucket Bakery french bread or a house-made biscuit. All served with blackberry sauce.
2.5
3.5
BISCUITS & GROOVY
Our house-made bacon and sausage gravy over fresh buttermilk biscuits and garnished with scallions.
3.5
add » white american cheese & an egg for $2
5.5
BEER-BATTERED ONION RINGS (VT)
Served with house-made Angry Mayo or house-made spicy avocado vegan ranch.
5.5
4.5
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6
SPICY BLACK BEAN CHILI (V)(G)
House-made secret recipe. Just spicy enough.
4.5
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6
5
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7
SPICY BEEF & BLACK BEAN CHILI (G)
We added seasoned beef to the chili and topped it with our house spicy queso dipping cheese & locally made tortilla chips.
5
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7
9
HASH PILE
Stella’s hash, chili, queso, bacon, 2 fried eggs, onions, tomatoes, buffalo sauce, scallions and Old Grand-Dad maple syrup.
9
add » a shot of Jameson for $2!
9
TEQUILA SUNRISE EGGS (G)
Chorizo, black beans, avocado, scrambled or poached locally farmed eggs, brown rice, queso& spicy tomato salsa on red corn tortillas.
9
add » a shot of tequila and a side of OJ for $2!
7.5
REFUSE/RESIST (V)
The breakfast of champions...vegan French toast sandwich with tofu scramble & tempeh sausage. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash & choice of Old Grand Dad Maple Syrup or blackberry sauce.
7.5
also great as a wrap with a spinach tortilla » add » $1
7.5
BREAKFAST BURRITO (V)
Spinach wrap, rice, black beans, tofu scramble, spinach, tomato, onion, avocado. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash and a side of Chronic Sauce.
7.5
8.5
RIDE THE LIGHTNING SALAD (V)(G)
Fresh greens with tomato, broccoli, spinach, orange & avocado tossed (ungently, by the way) with house-made ginger & garlic dressing & topped with sautéed asparagus.
8.5
available as a wrap in a spinach tortilla with Chronic Fries » add » $9
4.95
CHRONIC FRIES (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. You must try them!
4.95
add » side of queso dipping sauce for $1
6.5
CHILI CHEESE FRIES (VT)
Our famous Chronic Fries smothered in chili and topped with spicy queso, scallions & jalapeños.
6.5
7.5
POOR MAN’S POTATO WINGS (V)
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of Buffalo Hot, Mild, Golden BBQ or Sweet-Chili. Served with vegan house ranch and celery sticks on the side.
7.5
9.5
BLESSED BLACK VEGAN “CHICKEN” WINGS (V)
10 house-made vegan wings tossed in buffalo hot, mild, golden bbq or sweet-chili. Served with vegan house ranch and celery sticks on the side.
9.5
10
NO BULL STEAK (V)
Made with seasoned tempeh sausage (not beef!), sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms and sunflower vegan cheese. Served on a fresh locally-made garlic bread baguette.
10
add » Daiya cheese or the real deal for $1
STELLA'S BURGERS
Bite into our award-winning half-pound giant stuffed burgers, named Best Burger in America by GQ in 2012 and Best in Grand Rapids by the readers of Grand Rapids Magazine (January 2014–16!) and On the Town. Whether it's the best-selling Stella Blue, made with a hand-formed patty of 100% Black Angus beef stuffed with blue cheese, or the Hippie Stuffed—our homemade vegetarian-black bean and lentil burger—you need to put one in your belly.
Stella's Buffalo Burger