LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING
$8.5
ANGRY BENNY
Bacon, charred tomatoes, poached or scrambled eggs served open-faced on toasted Nantucket multigrain bread smothered in habanero hollandaise. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash.
$8.5
$8.5
ANGRY JOON
Smoked salmon, steamed spinach, poached or scrambled eggs served open-faced on toasted Nantucket multigrain bread smothered in habanero hollandaise. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash.
$8.5
$9
MAC AND CHAZ SANDWICH
This open-faced sandwich will make all the badness go bye-bye! Gooey bacon and jalapeño mac and cheese on Nantucket Bakery french bread layered with more cheese, hot pulled pork, onion rings and a fried egg on the top for good measure.
$9
$7.5
MR. BIG TOTS
Stella’s tots with choice of scrambled or poached eggs with bacon & sausage gravy, scallions, dash of buff powder and salsa.
$7.5
$11.95
PHILLY STEAK
Made with seasoned roast beef, sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms, pepper-jack & white American cheese on a locally-made garlic bread baguette.
$11.95
$14
BISCUITS AND GROOVY BURGER
3 biscuits, Gov’t Cheese burger, bacon-sausage gravy, garnished with scallions.
$14
add » fried egg » $2
SOMETHIN' ON THE SIDE
$3.5
CHUNK O’HASH (V)
Our Poor Man’s Potato Wings chopped up with onion and peppers. Choose Mild, Hot, Sweet Chili or BBQ sauce.
$3.5
$3
TWO DEGREES OF STELLA’S BACON (G)
Applewood smoked or Michigan maple-candied.
$3
$2.5
GIVE ME SOME BREAD (V)
Grilled Nantucket Baking Company French bread, multigrain, or a house-made biscuit. Served with blackberry sauce.
$2.5
$3.5
BISCUITS & GROOVY
Our house-made bacon and sausage gravy over fresh buttermilk biscuits. Garnished with scallions.
$3.5
add » white American cheese & an egg for $2
$5.5
BEER-BATTERED ONION RINGS (VT)
Served with spicy avocado vegan ranch. Vegan rings available upon request.
$5.5
$4.5
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$6
SPICY BLACK BEAN CHILI (V)(G)
House-made secret recipe. Just spicy enough.
$4.5
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$6
$5
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$7
SPICY BEEF & BLACK BEAN CHILI (G)
We added seasoned beef to the chili and topped it with our house spicy queso dipping cheese & locally-made tortilla chips.
$5
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$7
THESE ARE BEST WITH BOOZE
$9
HASH PILE
Stella’s hash, chili, queso, bacon, 2 fried eggs, onions, tomatoes, buffalo mild sauce, scallions and Old Grand-Dad maple syrup.
$9
add » a shot of Jameson for $2!
$9
TEQUILA SUNRISE EGGS (G)
Chorizo, chili, avocado, scrambled or poached eggs, brown rice, queso & salsa on red corn tortillas. Garnished with scallions.
$9
add » a shot of tequila and a side of OJ for $2!
VEGAN & VEGETARIAN
$7.5
REFUSE/RESIST (V)
The breakfast of champions. Vegan French toast sandwich with tofu scramble & tempeh sausage. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash & choice of maple syrup or blackberry sauce.
$7.5
also great as a wrap with a spinach tortilla » add » $1
$7.5
BREAKFAST BURRITO (V)
Spinach wrap, rice, black beans, tofu scramble, sautéed spinach, tomato, onion, avocado. Served with a chunk of Poor Man’s Hash and a side of Chronic Sauce.
$7.5
$8.95
RIDE THE LIGHTNING SALAD (V)(G)
Fresh greens with tomato, broccoli, spinach, orange & avocado tossed (ungently, by the way) with house-made ginger-garlic dressing & topped with sautéed asparagus.
$8.95
available as a wrap in a spinach tortilla with Chronic Fries » $9.5
$5.5
CHRONIC FRIES (V)
Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. You must try them!
$5.5
add » side of queso dipping sauce for $1
$6.95
CHILI CHEESE FRIES (VT)
Our famous Chronic Fries smothered in chili and topped with spicy queso, scallions & jalapeños.
$6.95
$7.95
POOR MAN’S POTATO WINGS (V)
10 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of Buffalo Hot, Mild, Golden BBQ or Sweet-Chili. Served with vegan house ranch and celery sticks on the side.
$7.95
$9.5
BLESSED BLACK VEGAN “CHICKEN” WINGS (V)
house-made vegan wings tossed in Buffalo Hot, Mild, Golden BBQ or Sweet Chili sauce. Served with vegan house ranch and celery sticks on the side.
$9.5
$10
NO BULL STEAK (V)
Made with seasoned tempeh sausage (not beef!), sautéed onions, peppers, mushrooms and sunflower vegan cheese. Served on a fresh locally-made garlic bread baguette.
$10
add » Daiya cheese or the real deal for $1
HEY... SWEET STUFF
$8.5
THE KRISTAL MARY BAKE
Blueberry-breakfast sausage french brioche bake with whipped cream and Old Grand Dad maple syrup.
$8.5
$6.5
THE DUDE’S PANCAKES
Chocolate chips, vanilla wafers, house-made whipped cream, and Old Grand-Dad maple syrup. The Dude would totally abide.
$6.5